If Bas Rutten delivers a power blow to my liver, will Jesus protect me from a liver laceration?

by MasterBlaster on March 7, 2010

N.B. Bas Rutten is a Pride Fighting Champion who has a mastery of multiple martial arts.

I asked this in the religion section, and the answers I got were dumb.

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Chizubaga! March 7, 2010 at 17:45: no. Jesus is Bas Rutten’s best friend so actually is the one giving Bas all of his punch power.
Moo March 7, 2010 at 17:50: I could imagine so. R&S is full of retards who think the Earth is 6000 years old, demons cause viruses, and Ouija Boards are real and dangerous.

The only thing that can protect you from Bas Rutten is some body armor.

Or you can pray to Thor to hammer Bas Rutten in the face.
ALJ March 7, 2010 at 18:21: If Jesus is the name of the ref and he stops the fight just before the blow, you got a chance…
Big Foot March 7, 2010 at 18:29: Bas Rutten is giving Jesus all his punching power
RJ March 7, 2010 at 18:34: “God helps those who help themselves” so help yourself by not getting into a fight with Bas.
Doggy March 10, 2010 at 03:54: Hola,
Interesante, yo cotizaciуn en mi sitio mбs tarde.
Gracias

Doggy

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