What is the biggest thing stopping you from becoming a professional pride fighter right now?

by MasterBlaster on March 4, 2010

I’m allergic to cyclone fencing or I’d be a world champion right now.

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{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

I need less Cowbell!® March 4, 2010 at 17:11

I’m way too pretty to be fighting.

back to basics March 4, 2010 at 17:26

the use of my legs:(

BennBJBear March 4, 2010 at 17:47

“pride’ fighter..
well, if you would finally admit that you’re out of the closet you might just succeed.
As for me, I am strictly hetero but strongly believe in no discrimination. So, no professional status for me.

Revenge Is Drunk Again March 4, 2010 at 18:04

Because I have no pride?

man-idontknow March 4, 2010 at 18:44

I have a real job.

Mag (Extra medium) March 4, 2010 at 19:29

100 pounds of baggage below my neck and I look terrible in a thong.

Huh? Take IX March 4, 2010 at 19:51

Pride went bankrupt a few years ago and was bought by the UFC. It would be kind of hard to fight in a defunct organization. However I am not a professional MMA fighter because I have an adverse reaction to being punched in the face

Dom Perignon March 4, 2010 at 20:38

In fact there are two reasons. The first was that I would have had to face you and I would only end on second place but now that I know it’s not gonna happen it’s only the alcohol that stops me.

Firefightin' Momma March 4, 2010 at 20:46

The guys keep begging me not to – so I don’t embarrass them and all.

GCG™ March 4, 2010 at 21:20

The fact that I’m pretty sure slapping and hair pulling are illegal.

t_ blond chick March 4, 2010 at 21:32

I’m way too small,and a lover not a fighter.

Karen Yahoo's Sweetheart March 4, 2010 at 22:00

Listen to GCG….He slapped me and pulled my hair!

poppy1 March 4, 2010 at 22:10

Hi Cowbell,
I wouldn’t be able to hit very hard at all. I’m on disability for My Hands an a few other things. But i would Love to be able to get in a fighting ring and punch the Hell out of someone. Lol..
Your Friend,
poppy1

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